Video 25 Jul 11 notes

bluestategirlforpaul:

Paul Ryan’s Most Charming Moments

AH he’s too cute!

Just randomly came across this. Some good Gif’s could be made from the video haha.

Love it! Has everything except for Moon Yogurt!

Please tell me he was joking about who the Saints were.

Video 25 Jul 10 notes

bluestategirlforpaul:

From WHA Advocacy Day.

Orange and tan, very nice! and hands….

WHAT is WHA!

Text 24 Jul

Anonymous asked: what if it's not paul ryan, but mark pocan looking at your blog... laughing his ass off

More likely: feverishly jacking off

Photo 23 Jul 13 notes bluestategirlforpaul:

paulryanafterdark:

bluestategirlforpaul:

The busy days of immigration reform’s latest advocate, Paul Ryan
Interesting article about his quest for cream… for his coffee LOL! He won’t let his staff get it for him aww..

"Sorry, you’ve got me in the middle of my routine," he says, sheepishly. “Don’t mean to be strange, but a guy’s gotta, you know, start his day."

It says in here he DOES want piecemeal legislation because that’s the only way to do it properly.

"I’ve been telling that to Zoe [Lofgren] and Luis [Gutierrez] and everybody else: big bills are no way to legislate. We should break it into component parts… and those things can come together at the end of the day for a comprehensive approach," he said.

They don’t cut deals in the gym, bummer. Did he say the gym was sacred? 

I had to fix this so you could see his REAL schedule:
"Rep. Paul Ryan’s frenetic morning schedule — 6:00 a.m., wake up in his office; 6:05: morning blowjob; 6:30: workout in the members-only House gym; 8:00: shower sex; 8:15: coffee and an interview; 8:30: a steering committee meeting; 9am: mid-morning blowjob…” 

You keep him busy PRAD!Still crazy to me that he sleeps in his office! I mean, wouldn’t you want some privacy? Though I like to imagine him sitting in his underwear in his office watching Sportscenter and reading the paper at 10pm haha.

I keep him busy. And virile. He never runs out of cream for me.

bluestategirlforpaul:

paulryanafterdark:

bluestategirlforpaul:

The busy days of immigration reform’s latest advocate, Paul Ryan

Interesting article about his quest for cream… for his coffee LOL! He won’t let his staff get it for him aww..

"Sorry, you’ve got me in the middle of my routine," he says, sheepishly. “Don’t mean to be strange, but a guy’s gotta, you know, start his day."

It says in here he DOES want piecemeal legislation because that’s the only way to do it properly.

"I’ve been telling that to Zoe [Lofgren] and Luis [Gutierrez] and everybody else: big bills are no way to legislate. We should break it into component parts… and those things can come together at the end of the day for a comprehensive approach," he said.

They don’t cut deals in the gym, bummer. Did he say the gym was sacred? 

I had to fix this so you could see his REAL schedule:

"Rep. Paul Ryan’s frenetic morning schedule  6:00 a.m., wake up in his office; 6:05: morning blowjob; 6:30: workout in the members-only House gym; 8:00: shower sex; 8:15: coffee and an interview; 8:30: a steering committee meeting; 9am: mid-morning blowjob…”

You keep him busy PRAD!

Still crazy to me that he sleeps in his office! I mean, wouldn’t you want some privacy? Though I like to imagine him sitting in his underwear in his office watching Sportscenter and reading the paper at 10pm haha.

I keep him busy. And virile. He never runs out of cream for me.

Photo 22 Jul 13 notes bluestategirlforpaul:

The busy days of immigration reform’s latest advocate, Paul Ryan
Interesting article about his quest for cream… for his coffee LOL! He won’t let his staff get it for him aww..

"Sorry, you’ve got me in the middle of my routine," he says, sheepishly. “Don’t mean to be strange, but a guy’s gotta, you know, start his day."

It says in here he DOES want piecemeal legislation because that’s the only way to do it properly.

"I’ve been telling that to Zoe [Lofgren] and Luis [Gutierrez] and everybody else: big bills are no way to legislate. We should break it into component parts… and those things can come together at the end of the day for a comprehensive approach," he said.

They don’t cut deals in the gym, bummer. Did he say the gym was sacred? 

I had to fix this so you could see his REAL schedule:
"Rep. Paul Ryan’s frenetic morning schedule — 6:00 a.m., wake up in his office; 6:05: morning blowjob; 6:30: workout in the members-only House gym; 8:00: shower sex; 8:15: coffee and an interview; 8:30: a steering committee meeting; 9am: mid-morning blowjob…”

bluestategirlforpaul:

The busy days of immigration reform’s latest advocate, Paul Ryan

Interesting article about his quest for cream… for his coffee LOL! He won’t let his staff get it for him aww..

"Sorry, you’ve got me in the middle of my routine," he says, sheepishly. “Don’t mean to be strange, but a guy’s gotta, you know, start his day."

It says in here he DOES want piecemeal legislation because that’s the only way to do it properly.

"I’ve been telling that to Zoe [Lofgren] and Luis [Gutierrez] and everybody else: big bills are no way to legislate. We should break it into component parts… and those things can come together at the end of the day for a comprehensive approach," he said.

They don’t cut deals in the gym, bummer. Did he say the gym was sacred? 

I had to fix this so you could see his REAL schedule:

"Rep. Paul Ryan’s frenetic morning schedule  6:00 a.m., wake up in his office; 6:05: morning blowjob; 6:30: workout in the members-only House gym; 8:00: shower sex; 8:15: coffee and an interview; 8:30: a steering committee meeting; 9am: mid-morning blowjob…”

Link 22 Jul 6 notes House Immigration Reform Bill Drafter: We Think We'll Get Paul Ryan as Co-Sponsor»

bluestategirlforpaul:

“I’m just trying to find the sweet spot,” Ryan told the publication on Friday

I don’t think you’ll have a problem BB ;).

Literally had to post it for that quote haha.

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Photo 22 Jul 100 notes Everything except the “liberal scum” part.

Everything except the “liberal scum” part.

Photo 21 Jul 11 notes Because reasons

Because reasons

Text 21 Jul 57 notes

runningrepublican:

pyryvonquies:

If I had the power, “faggot” would be no more. Instead, we’d all say “Republican.”

image

So gay.

(Source: save-the-nice-people)

Photo 19 Jul 9 notes paul-ryan-girl:

missmerewolf:

pantiee:

missmerewolf:

Haha! It went to my reblog of BSG’s set with this picture:

Perhaps not what the person was looking for…

Is “Person” you?

Ha, no. I don’t search for cowboy boot porn, I just reblog/post it, apparently.
People have gotten to my blog with some weird searches and I’m sure Paul Ryan is not who they were expecting to find. PRAD and PRG still get the best bizarre keywords, though.

According to statcounter, people have found their way to my posts recently using these search terms:
Paul Ryan cowboy boots
republican babes tumblr
rage against the machine self-important (that made me smile)
boy fingering girl tumblr (!)
austrian girls tumblr
and of course
paul ryan bulge
edit: the best “not what you were looking for” must have been the person who found me by searching “liberal women tumblr”! Bwahahahaha.

I’m just happy to be a part of the “paul ryan bulge” search result!

paul-ryan-girl:

missmerewolf:

pantiee:

missmerewolf:

Haha! It went to my reblog of BSG’s set with this picture:

image

Perhaps not what the person was looking for…

Is “Person” you?

Ha, no. I don’t search for cowboy boot porn, I just reblog/post it, apparently.

People have gotten to my blog with some weird searches and I’m sure Paul Ryan is not who they were expecting to find. PRAD and PRG still get the best bizarre keywords, though.

According to statcounter, people have found their way to my posts recently using these search terms:


Paul Ryan cowboy boots

republican babes tumblr

rage against the machine self-important (that made me smile)

boy fingering girl tumblr (!)

austrian girls tumblr

and of course

paul ryan bulge

edit: the best “not what you were looking for” must have been the person who found me by searching “liberal women tumblr”! Bwahahahaha.

I’m just happy to be a part of the “paul ryan bulge” search result!

Photo 19 Jul 19 notes Wait. How did I not ever see this GLORIOUS gif from fuzzy-poms!?
The sparkle placement is AMAZEballs!

Wait. How did I not ever see this GLORIOUS gif from fuzzy-poms!?

The sparkle placement is AMAZEballs!

Text 19 Jul 32 notes

runningrepublican:

theroguefeminist:

if you use a gif of paul ryan unironically in a response

then your argument is automatically invalid

Sounds like you’re a little frustrated that I used Paul Ryan gifs….

image

image

via PDRFangirl.
Photo 19 Jul 1 note YES! First time I’ve noticed a hit from BB in his office! (I don’t regularly check my statcounter)
Also, keyword searches of note:
paul+ryan+bulge
"i could feel him getting harder"
couple sex from england tumblr ryan

YES! First time I’ve noticed a hit from BB in his office! (I don’t regularly check my statcounter)


Also, keyword searches of note:

paul+ryan+bulge

"i could feel him getting harder"

couple sex from england tumblr ryan

Video 18 Jul 5 notes

pdrfangirl:

dailypaulryan:

Baby blues

Tongue. Gah.

UNF

via PDRFangirl.
Text 18 Jul 3 notes Email from Paul

Subject line: “What we can do”

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFF, Daddy, I can think of a few things!


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