Photo 5 Aug 6 notes paul-ryan-girl:

dancewithmelampy:

missmerewolf:

Yep, and just ahead of “degenerate whores”.

gdi why can’t I stop laughing about EVERYTHING tonight

Yeah, well, you’re excused, the degenerate whore episode was pretty funny. I miss our Nazi…he totally had a crush on PRAD tho

I made him extremely sexually frustrated. It was such fun!

paul-ryan-girl:

dancewithmelampy:

missmerewolf:

Yep, and just ahead of “degenerate whores”.

gdi why can’t I stop laughing about EVERYTHING tonight

Yeah, well, you’re excused, the degenerate whore episode was pretty funny. I miss our Nazi…he totally had a crush on PRAD tho

I made him extremely sexually frustrated. It was such fun!

Photo 5 Aug 5 notes You did it! You caught a tongue!

You did it! You caught a tongue!

Video 5 Aug 13 notes

missmerewolf:

paul-ryan-girl:

teamputvedev:

Senator Jeff Flake

Missmerewolf I believe this is what you were looking for

Always looking out for me. ♥

Yes, he’s cute and apparently adept at spearing fish. A good quality.

Hey, Paul, take a hint from your former House colleague and go shirtless for the cameras!

Video 4 Aug 18 notes

paul-ryan-girl:

paulryanafterdark:

bluestategirlforpaul:

Face the Nation Video

Oh dear, that tie doesn’t match lol.

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All hail the queen of tongue screencaps. When I do it, his eyes are always half-closed.

I’m very attuned to where his tongue is at all times.

Text 4 Aug

Anonymous said: met a guy today who knows paul ryan personally. we both laughed about his terrible politics, but the guy goes "he's a real nice man. he raised some good kids. you can tell a good man when he raises good kids."

You laughed about his terrible politics? Must have been about his immigration push.

Video 4 Aug 18 notes

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

missmerewolf:

bluestategirlforpaul:

If we are going to talk about awesome ties….

Right?! Snazzy!

What was he doing with Padma Lakshmi?? And hey, runningrepublican, skinny tie in #2!

He was on Top Chef apparently haha. Wait they can’t accept any food not on a toothpick? For real?

Yes but

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and

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AH the gayness - it’s blinding!

Video 4 Aug 18 notes

bluestategirlforpaul:

Face the Nation Video

Oh dear, that tie doesn’t match lol.

Quote 4 Aug 1 note
He said, ‘Have you ever cheated on me?’
And I said, ‘Only in my mind.’
— Reba McEntire, “Only in my Mind” (via paul-ryan-girl)

Because you’ve been on Tumblr more recently?

Photo 3 Aug 94 notes Disgusting, but I love RBG’s face!

Disgusting, but I love RBG’s face!

Photo 3 Aug 16 notes dailypaulryan:

missmerewolf:

bluestategirlforpaul:

Well, happy August!!!

Best!

A classic!

Great month! But we’re coming up on the one year anniversary of the announcement of BB as Romney’s VP nominee!

dailypaulryan:

missmerewolf:

bluestategirlforpaul:

Well, happy August!!!

Best!

A classic!

Great month!

But we’re coming up on the one year anniversary of the announcement of BB as Romney’s VP nominee!

Video 3 Aug 13 notes

bluestategirlforpaul:

The sass in the first one is perfect. Haha. From Ways and Means yesterday.

The sass is strong with this one.

Photo 1 Aug 12 notes paul-ryan-girl:

And of course there’s this

Yum. Tongue.

paul-ryan-girl:

And of course there’s this

Yum. Tongue.

Link 31 Jul 17 notes Randomness³: Drunkest D.C. Intern Ever Loses Shoe While Stalking Paul Ryan»

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

paul-ryan-girl:

entropic-dissonance:

secretlyheartingconservatism:

Good for a laugh!

Gawker

Today’s story comes from an email forwarded to Gawker by a Capitol Hill tipster.

Briefly: An underage congressional intern rolled into work two hours late this morning, “absolutely hammered,” “reeking of…

Pretty sure PRAD put him up to it.

Are we sure this was not PRAD? LOL

That was my first thought, too, but after reading the whole thing … idk, I think she’d be less sloppy about it. She’s pretty calculating. I bet she could get closer than that before she got made. ;)

I’m not a dude!

Photo 31 Jul 196 notes paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

paul-ryan-girl:

Why does it look like he’s caressing that free weight with his face? LOL.

That’s what you are looking at in this picture? LOL

yes … I admit it … 10 months after this photo was published, I got around to noticing that.

At risk of sounding like PRAD, he’s clearly admiring his junk haha.

LOL! Well, somebody needs to be PRAD around here … she’s dropped the ball on this one.

I don’t drop balls. Ask Paul.
I think he’s looking to make sure his junk isn’t popping out of his shorts.

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

paul-ryan-girl:

Why does it look like he’s caressing that free weight with his face? LOL.

That’s what you are looking at in this picture? LOL

yes … I admit it … 10 months after this photo was published, I got around to noticing that.

At risk of sounding like PRAD, he’s clearly admiring his junk haha.

LOL! Well, somebody needs to be PRAD around here … she’s dropped the ball on this one.

I don’t drop balls. Ask Paul.

I think he’s looking to make sure his junk isn’t popping out of his shorts.

(Source: heygirlitspaulryan)

Photo 31 Jul 17 notes missmerewolf:

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

Interesting little article on a political book, that basically skewers political figures. But he liked Paul. Interesting little write up.
"Ryan looked even younger and more angular in person than he did on television. Capitol police officers would routinely mistake him for an intern or a young Hill staffer."
Haha aww. (And I liked the picture!)
http://m.jsonline.com/more/entertainment/blogs/217447971.html#continue_reading

I like “He wore the Halo of the Wonk.”

Ha, cute. This part interested me:

Ryan’s life got predictably insane: he coined a new phrase, ‘to get Weinermobiled.’ It referred to a summer he once spent working for Oscar Mayer in northern Minnesota. A reporter asked him if he ever drove the Weinermobile. ‘I did actually, as a promotion for turkey bacon at a grocery store,’ he said. ‘Then Wikipedia or something wrote that I was the guy who drove the Weinermobile.’ That was its own job. Ryan only drove it once. But the story spread and he gets accused of lying. ‘So now, whenever something like that happens, we say, “Oh, I’m getting Weinermobiled again.” ‘

File under: things I do not miss about the campaign. *has Slate body fat story flashback*

Ha, BB and I use the phrase “getting Weinermobiled,” too.  Completely different meaning, though.

missmerewolf:

paul-ryan-girl:

bluestategirlforpaul:

Interesting little article on a political book, that basically skewers political figures. But he liked Paul. Interesting little write up.

"Ryan looked even younger and more angular in person than he did on television. Capitol police officers would routinely mistake him for an intern or a young Hill staffer."

Haha aww. (And I liked the picture!)

I like “He wore the Halo of the Wonk.”

Ha, cute. This part interested me:

Ryan’s life got predictably insane: he coined a new phrase, ‘to get Weinermobiled.’ It referred to a summer he once spent working for Oscar Mayer in northern Minnesota. A reporter asked him if he ever drove the Weinermobile. ‘I did actually, as a promotion for turkey bacon at a grocery store,’ he said. ‘Then Wikipedia or something wrote that I was the guy who drove the Weinermobile.’ That was its own job. Ryan only drove it once. But the story spread and he gets accused of lying. ‘So now, whenever something like that happens, we say, “Oh, I’m getting Weinermobiled again.” ‘

File under: things I do not miss about the campaign. *has Slate body fat story flashback*

Ha, BB and I use the phrase “getting Weinermobiled,” too.  Completely different meaning, though.


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