True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
Perfect snowstorm activity: Cub Scout laser tag
*masturbates to the thought of a stable job and a recovering economy*
Oh my! ::blushes::
Holy shit! The RNC’s offering a hot conservative men gangbang!
BB ain’t taking your “they’re better off” shit!
Do we need a hot politician glasses compilation? I think SO.
Yikes! He looks like crap!
BB on my TV!! Budget Hearing on CSPAN2
Your TV is beautiful!
Mr. Chairman from the Budget Hearing today.
O hai, hand porn.
Dirty, dirty hand porn
aleksupperlip said: Do you know if there are any actual fluffy fanfics of paul ryan not just sexy time fics? I'm feeling cuddly today haha
Can the girls who like the “Buddy the Elf” PRP please stand up?
He just seems like the ultimate bro.
He’s like, “Oh, I see PRAD under your chair, Paul, you little devil!”
Happy 44th, Paul! Enjoy a breezy Mary Poppins-like ascent into the skies over Washington today. :)
He’s made of a spoon full of sugar and hormones